Lazy Lifestyle Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

"I AM at my usual position."

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Homo Zapiens

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Inactive wear store.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Fetch the Boomerang

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."