Lazy Leisure Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fetch the Boomerang

Snooker player using his cue as a remote control.

'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I AM at my usual position."

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Conservation Area

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Happy Retirement

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

How the goat got square eyes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."