Lazy Leisure Enthusiast Pillows

Fetch the Boomerang

Snooker player using his cue as a remote control.

'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

"I AM at my usual position."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Cat and mouse

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Conservation Area

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Happy Retirement

How the goat got square eyes.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'