Lazy Life Enthusiast Pillows

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

"I AM at my usual position."

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Homo Zapiens

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

Inactive wear store.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Fetch the Boomerang

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."