Lazy Life Lover Pillows

"Hunting and gathering is too much work. Let's invent credit cards so we can charge people interest!"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Conservation Area

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'