Lazy Life Lover Pillows

"Hunting and gathering is too much work. Let's invent credit cards so we can charge people interest!"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Conservation Area

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Homo Zapiens

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"