Lazy Leisure Lovers Pillows

"Just so it won't confuse you - the meal I've just called you for is in real time; the programme you're watching is a repeat."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Homo Zapiens

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"