Lazy Leisure Seekers Pillows

"Man's best friend indeed."

Golfing Boss

"I AM at my usual position."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Fine. And you?'

Homo Zapiens

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Streaming"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

Crumbs of Comfort

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

The Sedentary Dead.