Lazy Leisure Seekers Prints

"Man's best friend indeed."

Golfing Boss

"I AM at my usual position."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Fine. And you?'

Homo Zapiens

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Streaming"

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Fetch the Boomerang

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

Crumbs of Comfort

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!