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"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'If they're energy saving lightbulbs, how come I have to use my energy to change one?'

"Wake up, it's finally home."

'He just sits there all day, giving off greenhouse gases, so I thought, why not?'

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

Cat's hunting trophies.

"Ah look, his first video return."

"Sorry, my lunch break may have overrun..."

"Seriously, how am I supposed to stay awake when my desk is in the sunny spot?"

"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life."

"They always know when it's time to make the bed."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

American Idle.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'