Lazy Afternoon Aficionado T-Shirts

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Twenty seven naps a day isn't unusual."

Man and TV have both fallen asleep

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat and mouse

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Inactive wear store.