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"Sounds like the mail has arrived..."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Love me?"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

Girls in bed

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."