Lazy Morning Aficionado Mugs

"Sounds like the mail has arrived..."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Love me?"

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Girls in bed

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."