Lover Of Lazy Mornings Mugs

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Reserved Parking

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Counting Booze bruises

Bunny in People Slippers.

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

Girls in bed

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'