Lovers Of Lazy Afternoons Mugs

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"Love me?"

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Crumbs of Comfort

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"That's enough exercise for one day."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."