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Men Contemplating Work (construction workers).

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'We've been looking at this for half an hour. Must be time for a tea-break.'

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

American Idle.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Conservation Area

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Catatonic

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Ah, business as usual.'