Lazy Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I AM at my usual position."

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Homo Zapiens

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Inactive wear store.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Fetch the Boomerang

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

The Procrastinatorium.