Lazy Enthusiast Gifts

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'When I said 'Put your feet up' you know very well what I meant!'

'Hey, I thought we were going for a walk.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

How the goat got square eyes.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Inactive wear store.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Fetch the Boomerang

"Love me?"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."