Monday: Even the flasher couldn't get his act together.
Lazy Morning Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your lazy morning enthusiast? Whether they savor slow awakenings or cherish weekend lounging, discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their love for unhurried mornings. Perfect for adding a touch of humor and comfort to their favorite sluggish days.
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
Lazy Octopus
American Idle.
Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.
Cat and mouse
To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.
'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'
Catatonic
"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."
'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'
'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'
"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"
Gifts from the House of Low Goals.
'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"
How the goat got square eyes.
'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'
'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'
"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."
'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'
Inactive wear store.
"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'
'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'
'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'
'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'
"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."
"Love me?"
The Procrastinatorium.
'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'
"We've lost the remote."
Lazy Morning Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Lazy Morning Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our mugs collection featuring lazy morning enthusiasm—perfect for any leisurely coffee or tea moment.
Lazy Morning Enthusiast Pillows
Snuggle with our pillows that honor the lazy morning enthusiast—supportive, cute, and ideal for cozy retreats.
Lazy Morning Enthusiast Prints
Brighten their space with prints that reflect their love for unhurried mornings—fun and motivational wall art.
Lazy Morning Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that celebrate the joys of slow mornings—comfortable, witty, and perfect for everyday lounging.