Lazy Morning Advocate Gifts

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Bah to getting up early to get the worm"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Love me?"

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Eventual Motion Machine

Couch potato.

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

Girls in bed

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

Olympics Couch.

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.