Slow Morning Advocates Gifts

3:00 PM - "It's the new 7 AM"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Exercise vs Laxative.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

Girls in bed

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

Yeti/Not Yeti

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

Woman walking sausage dog.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

Olympics Couch.

Little known fact #144: Women named 'Dawn' can legally punch the head off of every seventh person who makes an 'up at the crack of Dawn' joke. The odds are in your favor; but are you feeling lucky, punk?