Lazy Mornings Advocate Gifts

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Ultra-lazy sloth

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Eventual Motion Machine

Exercise vs Laxative.

Couch potato.

Woman walking sausage dog.

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Girls in bed

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

Olympics Couch.

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"When good hamsters go bad."

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.