Lazy Morning Appreciators Gifts

"I know you're sleeping in, and I think that's great."

Police Feline Unit

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Ah, business as usual.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Love me?"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Crumbs of Comfort

'Lethargy is a sign of depression? No wonder we sloths have never gotten anywhere.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

Girls in bed

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."