Lazy Morning Enjoyers Gifts

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"Love me?"

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Reserved Parking

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Crumbs of Comfort

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Counting Booze bruises

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'