Slow Morning Advocates Pillows

3:00 PM - "It's the new 7 AM"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

Yeti/Not Yeti

Girls in bed

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

Woman walking sausage dog.

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

Olympics Couch.

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"