Lazy Morning Advocate Mugs

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Bah to getting up early to get the worm"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Love me?"

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

Exercise vs Laxative.

Eventual Motion Machine

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Couch potato.

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

Girls in bed

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

Olympics Couch.

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"