Lazy Enthusiast Prints

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'When I said 'Put your feet up' you know very well what I meant!'

'Hey, I thought we were going for a walk.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Inactive wear store.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Fetch the Boomerang

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"Love me?"

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"We've lost the remote."