Lazy Lifestyle Aficionado Prints

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

"I AM at my usual position."

Homo Zapiens

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Fetch the Boomerang

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Eventual Motion Machine

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

The Sedentary Dead.

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

'Inactive wear'

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

"I think my couch potatoes have evolved."

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa