Lazy Lifestyle Appreciator Prints

When Anteaters Get Lazy

Police Feline Unit

"I AM at my usual position."

Homo Zapiens

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Ah, business as usual.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Fetch the Boomerang

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Eventual Motion Machine

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

'Lethargy is a sign of depression? No wonder we sloths have never gotten anywhere.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

The Sedentary Dead.

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'