Lazy Lifestyle Appreciator Mugs

When Anteaters Get Lazy

Police Feline Unit

"I AM at my usual position."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Homo Zapiens

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Eventual Motion Machine

'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

The Sedentary Dead.

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

'Lethargy is a sign of depression? No wonder we sloths have never gotten anywhere.'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'