Lazy Lifestyle Lover Mugs

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

The Sedentary Dead.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Conservation Area

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Homo Zapiens

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.