Lazy Lifestyle Commentator Prints

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Homo Zapiens

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

"I detect an accent – money?"

Eventual Motion Machine

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Renaissance Zone

The Sedentary Dead.

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

"Hunting and gathering is too much work. Let's invent credit cards so we can charge people interest!"

"In my day we had trimphones."

Remote Toaster

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

Obesity: Mechanical & Biological.

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

When Anteaters Get Lazy

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"I finally feel I can accept the things I'm too lazy to change."

'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'