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Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Homo Zapiens

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

"I detect an accent – money?"

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Eventual Motion Machine

Renaissance Zone

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

"Hunting and gathering is too much work. Let's invent credit cards so we can charge people interest!"

Remote Toaster

"In my day we had trimphones."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

Obesity: Mechanical & Biological.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

"No, he hasn't lost weight. It's the size he expects to be in next year."

American 'Idle'.

When Anteaters Get Lazy

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

"I finally feel I can accept the things I'm too lazy to change."