Lazy Adventurer Gifts

Lazy Mountain Climber.

"Nice curvature."

"We're gonna find a bees nest and steal all their honey!" "Maybe we'll just go to Tesco's..."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Victors

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Get crazy once in a while

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Boy pilot.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

"We should get out to the country more often."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Inactive wear store.