Lazy Leisure Seeker Gifts

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Golfing Boss

"I AM at my usual position."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Homo Zapiens

'Fine. And you?'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Streaming"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Fetch the Boomerang

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

The Sedentary Dead.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"

'I must confess I admire people like you...Executives brave enough to say 'No I need a holiday.' I don't care if my clients look elsewhere, I'm not going to sacrifice my leisure time to climb the slippery pole to the very top...'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'Is this making it?'