Lazy Afternoon Seeker Gifts

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat and mouse

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Conservation Area

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

How the goat got square eyes.

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'