Lazy Morning Seekers Gifts

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Counting Booze bruises

Girls in bed

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

"This is the software for my head."

"Man's best friend indeed."

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

"Jones! You're sleeping on the job! Again!"

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

"Well, you can be the early bird all you want, Buster, but I am not getting up this hour for a stinking worm!"

"Mom! It's Saturday."

'Do you think we may be holding our new Sunday morning services too early?'

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

"Sounds like the mail has arrived..."

Boy eating greedily below a tree

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

"My staycation was an extra 20 minutes in bed."

"Bah to getting up early to get the worm"

Teasmaid / Egg, saudage, beans and toast maid.

Snarcalounger

"I know you're sleeping in, and I think that's great."

'The ideal amount of sleep is 10 minutes more than you've had.'

Atlas says: 'So then I thought, why not just ROLL the damn thing?'