'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'
Lazy Morning Strategist Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who’s a master at taking it slow and turning mornings into moments of creativity? Our collection offers witty mugs, comfy pillows, and fun prints that speak to their relaxed, strategic approach to mornings. Perfect for those who value a laid-back yet inspired start to the day, these gifts blend humor and charm, making every slow morning a little brighter.
"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."
"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."
'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'
'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'
'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'
"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."
Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time
'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'
"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."
"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."
'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'
'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'
Girls in bed
"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'
"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."
'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'
Another sound reason for sleeping late.
'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'
Standoff
When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.
'It's going to be a long school year...'
"Mom! It's Saturday."
'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'
"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."
"Sounds like the mail has arrived..."
"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."
'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'
"I'm not just passively waiting for opportunity to knock... I'm waiting for it to send me a friend request."
"My staycation was an extra 20 minutes in bed."
'The ideal amount of sleep is 10 minutes more than you've had.'
Lazy Morning Strategist Gifts Collection
Lazy Morning Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for lazy morning strategists—humorous, charming, and perfect for slow-starts.
Lazy Morning Strategist Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to highlight the joy of relaxed mornings—soft, witty, and thoughtfully designed.
Lazy Morning Strategist Prints
Decorate their space with prints that capture the essence of lazy, creative mornings—humorous and inspiring designs.
Lazy Morning Strategist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the laid-back spirit of creative mornings—fun and comfortable options for your favorite strategist.