Lazy Morning Strategist Mugs

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Girls in bed

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Standoff

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'It's going to be a long school year...'

"Mom! It's Saturday."

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

"Sounds like the mail has arrived..."

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

"I'm not just passively waiting for opportunity to knock... I'm waiting for it to send me a friend request."

"My staycation was an extra 20 minutes in bed."

"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."