Lazy Strategist Mugs

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"We're making progress."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Sly Fox

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Wii Childbirth

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

'I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months. It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without.'

A man uses a radio control for inline skates.

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."