Lazy Adventurer Pillows

Lazy Mountain Climber.

"Nice curvature."

"We're gonna find a bees nest and steal all their honey!" "Maybe we'll just go to Tesco's..."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Victors

Lazy Octopus

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Get crazy once in a while

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Boy pilot.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"We should get out to the country more often."

How the goat got square eyes.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

The Fall from Pisa

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Inactive wear store.