Lazy Explorer Pillows

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

...and now Blue Planet two...

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Garden.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Where the wild things were."

Building a Shelter

School trip little porters.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I could eat you.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"When Hummingbirds grow up, they stop humming and become songbirds."

How Presidential Eulogies Influence Future Funerals

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"Look Mom it's spring."

'He followed me home, Dad. Can I keep him?'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."