Lazy Traveler Pillows

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Why don't we just get a remote control?"