Slow Travelers Pillows

London: 13,657,940 Inches.

"Are we there yet."

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

'To be honest, Fred, the tour was so fast that I won't know exactly where we went until the credit card bill arrives.'

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

Retired Snails.

'Are we there yet?'

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.

Snowman

Princess Snail Ride

California

"We've been intersnailing."

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

'Look at me while I'm talking to you!'

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."

'Well, you turned up, Mr. Timpkins, that's one thing at least.'

'This little baby has been restricted to 25 m.p.h. so it's ideal for holding up the traffic on a Sunday afternoon drive in the country.'