Slow Travelers Prints

London: 13,657,940 Inches.

"Are we there yet."

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

'To be honest, Fred, the tour was so fast that I won't know exactly where we went until the credit card bill arrives.'

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

Slow Heroes

Retired Snails.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'Are we there yet?'

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.

Princess Snail Ride

Snowman

California

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

"We've been intersnailing."

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

'Look at me while I'm talking to you!'

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."