Slow Travel Aficionado Prints

'I can see you now: I'll reach you in an hour or so by my estimate...'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Boris Bike

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

'I thought he'd never leave!'

Carriage sliding on ice

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

Slow Heroes

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"I've always worked from home."

Retired Snails.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Are we there yet."

"I am running!"

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

'On your mark...'