Slow Travel Aficionado Gifts

'I can see you now: I'll reach you in an hour or so by my estimate...'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Boris Bike

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

'I thought he'd never leave!'

Carriage sliding on ice

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

"I've always worked from home."

Retired Snails.

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Are we there yet."

"I am running!"

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"We've been intersnailing."