Slow Travel Gifts

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

On Holiday

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

Slowsave.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

Slow Heroes

Retired Snails.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Are we there yet."

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Snail Warning

'On your mark...'

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

"We've been intersnailing."

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.