Slow Travel Gifts

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

On Holiday

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

Slowsave.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Retired Snails.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Are we there yet."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

Snail Warning

'On your mark...'

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"We've been intersnailing."