Slow Travel Celebrant Gifts

Slow Heroes

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Two men toasting

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

Boris Bike

"Anyone home?"

Black Velvet.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

Retired Snails.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Are we there yet."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

'On your mark...'

"We've been intersnailing."

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'