'Better slow it down a bit.'
Slow Pace Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift that respects and honors the slow pace lover's relaxed approach to life? Our collection offers charming, humorous, and heartfelt products designed to celebrate unhurried living. Whether it's a mug for those calm mornings, a cozy pillow, or a relaxed print, find the perfect way to inspire and delight someone who treasures slowing down and savoring each moment.
Speed Dating for Turtles
'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."
"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."
'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'
Granny takes a turtle for a walk.
"Anyone home?"
Boris Bike
"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."
"One day junior, all this will be yours..."
I wanna find out about your let to buy options!
It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive
"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."
"I've always worked from home."
"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."
"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"
'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'
'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'
It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...
"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."
"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."
"Easy does it, Ralph."
"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."
Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise
I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!
Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.
I wasn't screening my calls! I just can't make it to the phone before the machine picks up!
'On your mark...'
"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."
'Raymond, you're moving too fast for me!'
'Oh, brother. We're right behind the Women's 85-and-Older-With_walkers League.'
A Snail follows directions.
'No, I'm sorry, he didn't leave a forwarding address.'
Slow Pace Lover Gifts Collection
Slow Pace Lover Mugs
Looking for more products for slow pace lovers? Check out our fun and relaxing mug collection to start your day the unhurried way.
Slow Pace Lover Pillows
Shop our cozy pillows designed for the slow pace lover, ideal for lazy afternoons or adding a calming touch to your space.
Slow Pace Lover Prints
Explore our inspiring prints that celebrate unhurried living—bring serenity and personality into your home or office.
Slow Pace Lover T-Shirts
Find casual and comfy t-shirts perfect for slow pace lovers—embrace relaxed style and comfort with every wear.