Slow Travel Advocate Gifts

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

New Hampshire Minute

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Organic farm

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Life is too long not to worry.'

Back Down

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"I envy you. My stress level is unbearable."

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

"I like to catch up over a coffee."